A Scene from 'AMERICA 51' by Daniel Jacobs

AMERICA 51

Full Length Double Animated Feature Screenplay Comedy

by Daniel Jacobs

DIRTY is the top of top Corporate/Conglomerate C.E.O. of Sales and Distribution across the World. He's a Dirty little Rat- literally- he's a brown Rat dressed in a business suit with a straight mustache like Salvador Dali. He's never happy, and always wants things his way yesterday, while he praises his penis.

MR. SPLOOGE is the top of top Federal Banker of the world; and he's a duck. He talks like Donald Duck, has a Green head with a white stripe around his neck, wears a top hat, a monocle, and smokes cigarettes out of a typical cigarette crutch. Mr. Splooge sides with his colleagues Dirty and Face Banger to enslave America, somehow, some way.

SCENE:

INT: KELLY BEAVERBUCK'S OFFICE. DAY

Splooge and Dirty are in the Government office of 'Secretary to the President' Kelly Beaverbucks which it says on her desk plaque. Kelly is behind the desk, Splooge and Dirty sitting in front of the desk staring at her enormous boobs that are blown up under her shirt- she's a hot fox.

KELLY

(taking a moment to understand like a person waking up)

Okay... so... wait a minute Mr. Splooge, you're telling ME, that our United States Military Secretary told YOU, all of that?

MR. SPLOOGE

That's right! And then she said if we wanted an apology, that we had to stick our finger up our ass!

KELLY

(Seductively to Dirty in her relaxed voice-)

Do you support this statement, Dirty?

DIRTY

(Solid)

You're damn right I do.

KELLY

(Turned on...)

Well that just sounds like I need to pay the Military Operations Director a visit for some tension release.

DIRTY

(Irritated)

Tension release? Does that sound like a situation of sexual deprivation??? First of all- That's nothing compared to the problems I have! And second of all- doesn't all of this smell fishy to you?? Can't you smell the pier??? I DEMAND ANSWERS!!!

KELLY

(sexually groaning as she talks to them)

...well... I could pull a trick, a hand job, a BJ, that sort of thing, but I charge by the hour. Your desires come at a price. No bottom bitch is gonna do this shit for free. After all boys, the Government is a fiscal operation, and we definitely know how to get fiscal. We need as much fiscal activity as possible to pay off trillions of dollars of all our 'stupid bitch' spending.

MR. SPLOOGE

(confused, turned on, and intrigued)

What other services do you provide, I'm curious?

DIRTY

(with his tongue out)

25 minutes is 20 bucks, right?

KELLY

(feeling uncomfortable in her chair as she squirms and makes little sexual noises)

I think we have coupons... somewhere, I think they're...

(She gets up out of her chair, turns around and bends over to look through a box behind her chair, while the other two just stare at her butt.)

-hold on, let me just... I know there's gotta be something around here somewhere.

DIRTY

(wide eyed)

Do you do slumber parties?

KELLY

(Turning back around and sitting in her chair putting the papers on the desk and fixing her boobs back and forth like cleaning a bowling ball for about 15 seconds before sitting down-)

Depends on how political it is.

DIRTY

(Eager)

Hardcore political. All the way. Like Dominatrix Political.

MR. SPLOOGE

(Interjecting-)

Extremely Political- we provide a horse!

KELLY

(Thinking about it with calm sexual groans as she talks)

Hmm, I see... so this slumber party... is it part of the problem you have with the United States Military Products division's office?

DIRTY

(slightly sexually frustrated)

The solution is your involvement-what are you getting at? I don't understand.

KELLY

(Getting really sexual with her voice)

-Look, I work for the Government. 

(She leans over the desk with her boobs bursting on the surface at Dirty and Mr. Splooge)

That means I work for the President of a party, not the people. 

(she gets closer to them as she climbs over the desk seductively-)

And if he finds out that you're jacking him around-

(She points at them-)

-he'll jack back.

MR. SPLOOGE

(defending himself quickly)

I didn't mean to imply that I was jacking anybody off, or that I wanted to get jacked off by your Pimp. We're just trying to get a better idea of what kind of work you do- we're highly involved in political positions.

KELLY

Such as...

MR. SPLOOGE

Missionary, Doggy Style, Down Under...

DIRTY

(being optimistic)

We could at-least file a BJ form.

KELLY

(cutting him off-)

MMMaybe you can be a little more descriptive at another time. Until then I'm going to quote you the cost here... let me see... $50,000,000.00

DIRTY

(Amazed and confused)

Fifty Million for what???

KELLY

(Seductively again as she moves back towards sitting behind her desk-)

To see through the proposition of the Military Intelligence programs director whom you say called you a Scummy Douche, to arrive at a brief meeting in Congress to Explain himself, and the actions you've reported here.

MR. SPLOOGE

(Satisfied)

Great! So we'll see them in Congress!

DIRTY

(Panicking)

Wait- that comes with a BJ, right?

Purchase 'AMERICA 51'

The Constitutional Republic Trumps our current Government Form

I want a 'Constitutional Republic'... not a Democracy.

A Constitutional Republic is a system where the Senate(the States) have the highest ranking power in the Government. In this situation, the Federal Government is forced by the States to abide by the Constitution, and the Federal Government is employed by the Senate- not the other way around. In this way, the Government doesn't necessarily change, the powers are just put in a new place.
If Congress passed a law and the states chose not to abide by that law, the Federal Government can't force them like they are now, because they're below the Senate.
The Executive office would go from being a central power in government, to being a speaker for the Senate and Congress decisions.
This situation takes away the power of the Federal Government acting as a central mix board to the country, and takes the power of corruption away from controlling that mix board, because now, all states are Republics, and they don't have to listen to the Federal Government, the Federal Government has to listen to THEM.
In order to Corrupt an entire country bound in this Constitutional Republic, a team of corruption would have to travel the nation state by state trying to instill it's policies, and if one state went down while others disagreed with these policies, the surrounding states can scrutinize the perceived corruption of that state, and decide as a nation to react to it through the 'employed' Federal Government. That means Corruption is too hard to accomplish because the powers are split up between 51 states.
And the amount of time it would take to instill corrupt policies into each state would take so long that by the end of it, we'll have already figured out whats going on, and have stopped it.
That's what I want; a Constitutional Republic.

The Reluctant Alien Contact and our Hostage Situation

When we live in our own homes and have control of our own property, we react to everything that happens with in it.
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When we’re employed, we react to whatever it is we’re PAID to react to, and nothing more.
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When we go shopping at a store or what have you, and something happens with in, we allow the people who own that property, or work their to handle it.
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If we back up and look at the public view, you might realize that the only thing we really react to as people is "YOURSELF" and the things which belong to "YOU."
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Therefore no one believes the world belongs to them, the world belongs to their EMPLOYER.
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Kind of a silly lie you keep telling yourself, huh.
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Aliens should remain a secret for reasons you will appreciate:
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Fukushima is not being managed well, and if it wasn't for the fact that I'm financially hamstrung and imprisoned to this economy, I'd at least be learning from scientist personally and throwing out idea after idea until something can be practically innovated to resolve it. Because we are this kind of society that cannot function outside of our prison cell economy, we are immature. We all have something to give, but your Government keeps shoving you off and telling you to rely on them to solve a problem that they don't want you to even know about.
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Our Foreign relations has become such a cock fight of world leaders anticipating war, that we can see no end to an imminent world war. An initiative based on a central power trying to economize every country into one economy so that the world can become one audit under the control of one central mix board to control the power of people to create with financial backing, and invade your privacy and finances (once that happens, the world belongs to one person). These people are so engulfed in the idea that they're going to win Eurasia's economy that they can't see the forest through the trees and therefore, the world cannot have a reasonable discussion on improving our foreign relations and resolve the real issues that would enable us to reverse the negative psychological effects of society. If I could help that- I'd do that too. I'm Financially Imprisoned.
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The growing population has become such a problem that our own United States Government has created a conspiracy to kill people. Instead of facing the problems head on and discussing practical means with society to alter the situation, they'd rather not talk about it and kill you. They've supposedly used Chem-trails to poison the air, GMOs to cause disease in foods, Poisoned the water with Flouride to make people dumber and deteriorate them, all in the name of Population control. This subject is so serious that I know things about it that is not for public discussion. The GMOs are there for our growing society to compete against the lack of resources that, if we out grow them, we will go EXTINCT. We will not have enough food to feed an overgrown population which in clinical studies causes extinction. This is their concern. What we should be doing is expanding society into newer regions and expecting everyone to learn how to grow their own food- on top of building space stations if we can (if that's not science fiction) to give people a new home outside the earth so that our population doesn't endure this stress. If I wasn't Financially Imprisoned once again...
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The fact that our society focuses so much on IQ scores and Education certificates to ensure that they are working with people who are "Smart" to resolve issues, have not considered that people who get Ds and Cs in school are 'Street Smart' or in other words- "Problem Sovlers." As we watch our world decaying, and the Government stumbling over themselves wondering how to fix all these problems with all their education, one should wonder how Street Smart they are, and should realize the inconsiderate nature of robot like minds to think that knowledge is the pinnacle of solving problems. It's not. Creativity solves problem. Flat out. Where are those people, and why aren't they a part of the problem solving process? If I wasn't financially imprisoned...
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I could go on and on about the several problems this world is facing, and yet the ignorance prevails over these problems only to make them WORSE! WHY do you think an extra-terrestrial race that is being documented to have associated with our U.S. Military is even remotely interested in speaking with what should be perceived as 'Children' completely destroying their own house? If you came upon a house filled with children destroying it, what would you do? I'll tell you what I would do:
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I walk up to this open front door where these kids are screaming and playing, - the house is trashed worse than the next morning after a raging party, and there's not a parent in sight. First I stop one of the kids and ask him, "We're your Mommy and Daddy?"
"We don't have a Mommy and Daddy."
So then I get on my Cell Phone and call the Child Protective Services and the Police. Then The Police show up and see this outrageous mess that so out of control they don't want to enter the house, because low and behold, these kids have WEAPONS! The police stand outside thinking of a safe way to encounter the situation with out killing these innocent kids who are unaware of what they're doing inside this house. Finally there's an observation that "Shit's about to go down in there, and there's nothing we can do to stop it unless half those kids are killed by us in the process." The officers decide to let the situation play out until it is safe to remove these kids from their own stupid lethal madness.
A Quarter of these kids die. Finally the house is raged in crying, and fear as the house it literally falling a part and some of them flee from the house to the police as the police rescue them with open arms. The others inside with the weapons are still at harms way and the police have no choice but to enter the house and attempt to resolve the situation by discussion, to tell the kids, "Everything's going to be okay, you just need to put the guns down so that everyone can get better again."
Out of fear, these children don't respond in kind, and take an arrogant initiative firing at the police officers. The Police leave the house because they don't want to kill these kids. I'm talking about Earth as a house right now. This is our problem. We're in a hostage situation with our own governments and Extra-Terrestrials have no clue how to get these kids to put their guns down.
If only I wasn't financially imprisoned by these kids myself... or any of you smart individuals who have some sense on the situation as well... could we all just SOLVE THE PROBLEM. Just think of where we would be if we could get these kids to put the guns down.

EVOLUTION IS STILL A THEORY

EVOLUTION… STILL SEEKING THE MUTATION OF SPECIES IN THE GENOME

Genetic mutation occurs all the time. We have Albinos, retardation, genetic diseases, etc... 
What is found BECAUSE of "Microevolution" is that Animals "ADAPT" to it's environmental status creating a new race of that species. And scientist like Darwin called it EVOLUTION to support the bigger portion of the theory; something that keeps changing overtime until the species becomes a completely different one, assuming that all species came from just ONE. Kind of like cross breeding, only the species develops a genetic mutation from the environment it adapts to.

Creationists are more interested in the human origin, and feel that Evolution is a threat to the idea that humans came from God, BECAUSE Evolution suggests that all living species came from just one species.
The fact of the matter is that either side hasn't much of anything to do with each other in the argument because Evolutionist don't have a clue where we came from, or any other animal that may have evolved over a long period of time- so that’s just an oxymoron- “We think all life came from one species but we don’t have evidence of how it started or what species all life came from, so that’s just a theory.”
You can find the genome changes in an Albino snake for instance has a similar DNA structure as a regular snake, and all other types of snakes, but how did a snake evolve from a fish or what have you, or what ever OTHER type of species it came from? So then the ‘Question of Origin’ ruins the Evolution concept, which is WHY the search for the MUTATION OF SPECIES IN THE GENOME is so important because the theory of evolution is incomplete without it.

‘Microevolution’ is just adaptation of a species- flat and simple. In order to have Macroevolution, you need the proof of the Species Mutating. That’s why including the ‘Microevolution’ as a part of Evolution is considered a COPOUT by Creationists and Scientists leaning towards Intelligent Design in this scientific debate. I don’t personally believe any of these now.

Microevolution is a fact because it’s a well known type of adaptation. But on the bigger picture, when we're looking at all the animals in the entire world, we're going to have to come to grips with the idea that something else had to have happened simply because we only see the adaptation of the species to it's environment, not an entire species mutation from reptile to homosapien for instance. People say that the change happened over millions of years so we would have to see fossil records to suggest this change- but that would still require information concerning the mutation of species in the Genome. We can’t confuse that human have a lineage with ape just by looking at their similarities and making the assumptions. So the species never changes as far as we know- only the race of it.

Where's the mutation of the species in the genome, where’s the proof of the step to step process like picture to picture in cartoon animation? Even the Homosapian fossils found (http://humanorigins.si.edu/evidence/human-fossils) from ‘Ardipithecus kadabba’ to ‘Sahelanthropus tchadensis’ aren’t enough weight for the idea that man evolved from chimp. We have genetic similarities to Apes, and we also have similarities to the Daffodil Flower. This also puts a lot of weight on the Ancient Astronaut theory that “I’ll believe when I see.”

There's a lot to suggest that reptiles came from one origin while homosapians came from another, and if that's the truth, there’s a high possibility Man didn't come from an ape, but came from some other type of human origin since we see several different races of human across the planet, we know that humans had adapted to his several different environments, but all humans are intelligent, while the ape is not so much. The suggestion that Man came from Ape out of a Species Mutation in the Genome needs to be found in this missing link that doesn’t CURRENTLY exist. “Paleogenomics is a difficult field because it often requires finding suitable fossils with well-preserved DNA.” The Neanderthal for instance, coexisted with Humans during our primitive years, and then they just disappeared… I assume by disease. Neanderthal may be the only missing link though and I don’t discredit the idea. (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/01/140129-neanderthal-genes-genetics-migration-africa-eurasian-science/) But we’ll need more information to clear it up, to see the genetic mutation of the species in the genome.

"Genetic drift occurs when a population's allele frequencies change due to random events." - Wikipedia

"I interpret 'rate of evolution' as a rate of adaptive change. In this sense, the substitution of a neutral allele would not constitute evolution." - Richard Dawkins